On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
This house was built for laser tag.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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