What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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