I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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