I'm going to jail i love you
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he fucked my hip out of place.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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