we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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