either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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