i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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