Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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