If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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