When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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