did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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