sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
