i dont even know how to be here
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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