I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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