She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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