Pants 0. Shit 1.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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