David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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