There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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