Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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