The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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