she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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