no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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