The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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