I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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