You work out of a Hotel?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
two words: eviction party
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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