I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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