i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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