Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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