tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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