People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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