i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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