So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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