What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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