i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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