dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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