Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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