So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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