So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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