we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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