Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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