? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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