she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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