just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You can't motorboat a personality
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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