this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
its not stalking. its research.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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