I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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