It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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