Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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