so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him