Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake