im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?