For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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