So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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