You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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