so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
