Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
