The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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