sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
