ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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