Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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