So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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